cryaotic:

smashingly:

spookyghostdoors:

Cry, sometimes I think you’re a little TOO personal with us. 

What is this.

Why.

I am beyond thrilled that I don’t own any of said lotion. And where did you even get that from… please tell me it’s yours.. and only yours. I DON’T KNOW HOW I WOULD FEEL IF SOMEONE WERE USING MY LOTION FOR PURPOSES OTHER THAN TO GET REALLY SOFT SKIN IN UNPERSONAL PLACES SIR.

EVERY TIME HE DOES THIS which is always HE BREAKS DOWN THE SHAME AROUND MASTURBATION. NO MORE SHALL IT BE SUCH A TABOO, UNTOUCHABLE SUBJECT. NAY! HE DISRUPTS THE NORM AND DECLARES THAT ONE MUST REFUSE TO BE EMBARRASSED OF EXPLORING ONE’S OWN SEXUALITY - ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN IT IS SO NATURAL TO most of HUMANITY.

IT’S JUST SO NOBLE OF HIM. ;__;

FAP ON GOOD SIR.
AND KEEP TELLING US ABOUT IT

(CAAAAAAAAPS)

Okay.

Last night after winning two ranked games in League of Legends, before bed, I turned off the lights and fapped to a milf hentai.

And it was good.

(Source: blueeyeswhiteedragon)

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